I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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