The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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