He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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