Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Holy sore nipples Batman
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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