it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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