Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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