1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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