You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Hippo gnu deer
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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