if you like me you must not know who I am
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
