I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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