I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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