there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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