Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I could make wine with my vomit
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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