Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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