Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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