ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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