David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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