I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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