i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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