Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
