We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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