It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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