this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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