brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Tell her she can't have a vagina
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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