from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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