He is such a slut. More and more my type.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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