Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He felt like a one man threesome
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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