so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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