We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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