Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
