worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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