From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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