You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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