Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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