Dual....:-)
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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