Just mADE A PArabola og urine
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
So. Much. Porn.
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