Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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