I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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