That's intense
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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