Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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