mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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