I need help removing her.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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