My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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