That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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