you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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