This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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