Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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