after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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