Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
ugly people sure do ruin things
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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