No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Randomize
